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life is like a box of chocolates
i don’t have a box of chocolatesÂ
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PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.
It was 100% mandatory for this to be on here ok
via Dickie.
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- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!

